Laura: So I thought up a new fic idea. Pacey is messing around in the science lab one day and he accidentally makes something that makes things invisible. So he drinks it and goes around having sex with the women of capeside - Joey, Jen, Tamara. Laura: What do you think?
Laura: Just feeling 'em up at first. Nothing too risky. Then oral. Then he fucks 'em.
Laura: Okay, so let me ask you a question: suppose it's season one and Pacey has managed to concoct a potion that renders him invisible. He then proceeds to initiate some physical contact with the female members of the cast. He has the options of A) feeling 'em up, B) oral stimulation/sex and C) full blown fucking. Who should receive what treatment?
Roly: You're really going to write that?
Roly: Heeee!
Laura: :shrug: it might be fun.
Roly: Feel up Joey. Oral to Jen.
Laura: Fuck Tamara?
Roly: Sounds about right.
Laura: Should he do any other mischeviousness?
Laura: ie - Doug (not sex! other stuff), his dad, Dawson
Roly: He should catch Doug and Bessie.
Laura: HEE!
Roly: But not stay to watch.
Laura: She's pregnant though.
Roly: After the baby.
Roly: Oh, Tamara would be gone.
Roly: Damn.
Laura: Tamara's gone.
Laura: What if it's Season two - Tamara's return. Bessie's not preg, Tamara's in town.
Roly: So, he catches them arguing about their relationship.
Laura: That does mean Andie, but I can pretend she doesn't exist, can't I? Please? Because he's trying to have a **gag** relationship with her?
Roly: Exactly. Hell, you could even have a scene where he goes to do something and then decides against it.
Laura: Ooh! I likee that.
Laura: What about Dawson? Should he do anything to him? Overhear something? Maybe something that starts the whole thing and sends him to Joey's house to feel the little virgin up?
Laura: And then on his way home, he sees Grams leave and knows Jen's home alone.
Laura: And then he's feeling pretty cocky (no pun intended) so he goes to Tamara's - even though he knows it's over and sees her masturbating, moaning his name and he fucks her?
Roly: Before he leaves Andie's he sees Jack jerking off to a movie with some hot guy in it.
Laura: And then he's heading home - pretty pleased with himself - and he sees Andie so he follows her home and he's about to do something when he realizes that he kind of has (gag) feelings for her, so he heads out and then sees Jack.
Laura: Hee.
Laura: And when he's leaving Joey is when he'll see Doug/Bessie arguing in hushed tones
Roly: He should see Joey leave Dawson's all wound up - he should end their make out session for some lameass reason -- so he follows her home and gets into the shower with her and feels her up.
Laura: Ooh. I likee that.
Roly: That way she doesn't necessarily know she's being touched.
Roly: It could be the water.
Roly: Then he sneaks into Jen's and finds her quietly, pathetically pining over Dawson so he gets her off.
Laura: Then he leaves and he hears Doug/Bessie and is all shocked and shit. Then he rows back to Dawson's and watches Grams leave. He goes into Jen's room and she's masturbating and he can go down on her. Then Tamara could be sleeping and dreaming when he's fucking her, so that she can think it's a dream.
Laura: That way no one knows much for sure.
Laura: ??
Laura: He could watch Jen masturbate for a little bit too. Hee. Not that that's something I'd want to see or anything.
Roly: Right. The only drawback is he knows she's thinking about Dawson. But he makes her come so hard she forgets Bighead's name.
Laura: What if she's watching the same movie as Jack? Masturbating to the same guy?
Roly: BWAH!
Roly: And foreshadowing for their eventual friendship.
Laura: Exactly.
Laura: Hee!
Laura: Who should it be do you think?
Laura: What year was that?
Roly: What was on video in fall 99.

5/15/03